10 things I’ve learned from watching movies

10 things I’ve learned from watching movies

1. When a car hits anything, it blows up immediately
2. Kicking in a door is easy
3. The more people that are shooting at you, the less likely you’ll get shot
4. It’s easy to knock out a person with a single blow to the upper back, and when you do, they’ll be fine after they wake up
5. Everyone puts milk in a pitcher when eating breakfast
6. Men only shave with straight razors
7. When hanging up the phone, no one ever says goodbye, peace, later, or anything like that
8. Bombs usually come with a red LCD screen indicating exactly when they’re gonna detonate
9. The amount of cash you’ll need for a anything illegal will fit perfectly in any briefcase
10. It’s easy to pick a lock in 10 seconds with a paper clip

Thanks Hollywood for making me smarter 😉

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